For reasons I'm not entirely sure of, I would like to make a list of things I am truly awful at. If anyone feels I have missed out on anything, you may inform me thusly and I shall add (if I agree). Except the mother. You are not allowed to add anything.
Any points any readers disagree with are also most welcome.
Any points any readers disagree with are also most welcome.
- Pouring liquids from one mug to another without spilling.
- Saying no to people.
- Being nice to the mother.
- Detecting the BFF's sarcasm (which is just weird, I know).
- Cutting vegetables in shapes that seem non-weird.
- Boiling potatoes and eggs.
- Anything that involves being domesticated, really.
- Demonstrating any sort of will power when it comes to exercise and weight management.
- Displaying facial expressions that don't give away the fact that I think you're an asshat.
- Power Point.
- Being social.
- Getting over grudges. Also developing grudges over things that shouldn't matter.
- Applying nail polish smoothly. And then sitting still long enough for it to not smudge.
1 comment:
That's all of us, really. (Except for the sarcasm one, you're alone there)
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