Thursday, October 31, 2013

Of flaws that exist

For reasons I'm not entirely sure of, I would like to make a list of things I am truly awful at. If anyone feels I have missed out on anything, you may inform me thusly and I shall add (if I agree). Except the mother. You are not allowed to add anything.

Any points any readers disagree with are also most welcome.
  • Pouring liquids from one mug to another without spilling.
  • Saying no to people.
  • Being nice to the mother.
  • Detecting the BFF's sarcasm (which is just weird, I know).
  • Cutting vegetables in shapes that seem non-weird.
  • Boiling potatoes and eggs.
  • Anything that involves being domesticated, really.
  • Demonstrating any sort of will power when it comes to exercise and weight management.
  • Displaying facial expressions that don't give away the fact that I think you're an asshat.
  • Power Point.
  • Being social.
  • Getting over grudges. Also developing grudges over things that shouldn't matter.
  • Applying nail polish smoothly. And then sitting still long enough for it to not smudge.
What else?

1 comment:

R said...

That's all of us, really. (Except for the sarcasm one, you're alone there)